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I Do Not Like Car Parks

I would not regularly be discovered dead in an underground vehicle stop. Such a large number of individuals I knew had been discovered dead in underground vehicle parks. It is a word related danger for individuals in a large number of occupations. What’s more, from being a young fellow straight out of school, it had been my parcel that those were actually the sort of occupations that I would in general be enticed or constrained into. Simply good fortunes I presume.

Be that as it may, it is similar to they say in the MasterCard adverts. Paying to have somebody shot to death in an underground vehicle stop? Five thousand euros. Seeing it coming so it doesn’t transpire? Invaluable.

The issue with working in probably the most well known and breathtaking places of interest in the Mediterranean is that – by definition – they are occupied and brimming with decent cars. So vehicle parks are required. And if you are working with Ibiza escorts you cannot work without a car as you need to go from one place to the next fast. What’s more, underground is the main place that they can be. Also, in the event that I have a circumstance where a driver isn’t reasonable, vehicle parks are basically unavoidable.

It is somewhat similar to swimming in decent warm oceans. The decisions may be among swimming and suffocating, however regardless you have to watch out for sharks.

Be that as it may, ashore, the sharks look somewhat changed and move a little slower. Be that as it may, I am glad to state, they are likewise a damn site progressively unsurprising.

I strolled down from Plaza Antonio Banderas into the vehicle stop by the staircase farthest from my vehicle and furthermore from the gathering I had been visiting. The better to look at things. They say that it isn’t suspicion when individuals truly are out to get you. What’s more, for a wide range of reasons that will turn out to be clear later, I am not neurotic. I am simply cautious.

Remaining alive when individuals really are out to get you can either be down to fortunes or being cautious and indicating decision making ability. Speculation which I incline toward? There is a familiar axiom which is completely ideal for all that it is a buzzword. Remaining alive whern individuals need to execute you relies upon practical insight. Trustworthiness is the aftereffect of experience. Experience is frequently the aftereffect of terrible judgment.

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Why Do Married Men See Escorts?

A famous rock star was once asked why rock stars date models and his three word answer was the model of accuracy and brevity. He simply said that rock stars date models because they can. And the same is true when you ask why married men see escorts; because they can. But allow me to explain a little more fully below. If you have read this far then you deserve a decent answer to a very old question.

Some males are – to be perfectly honest – entitled ass holes. There is no more polite way to say it. This type of male is incapable of being loyal and faithful to a female, even if they were married to a sex crazed super model who needed vigorous sex four times a day. Men such as that would still pay to see a woman who has sex with men for money. Even if they are having sex with the sexiest high class escorts London has to offer, this type of man always wants more and different, more and different, more and different. And they are always happy to go after more and different and pay for it financially. Males such as these do not care about their wives or female colleagues, no matter how new or old the relationship. These men only care about what kind of sex they want and their need to have it.

Other types of males think that their whole lives are about doing things for other people, and that they get little or no thanks for it and are not appreciated. They even think that they get shit from their woman for the many hours that they work to provide for their woman or how exhausted they are as a result. So those men see spending money for sex with an escort girl as their reward to themselves. To be honest, the majority of escorts will regard these clients as being in the same category as the first set of customers, but that they are less honest with themselves. These men are still being selfish but they present their selfishness as actually being a victim instead of admitting that they are actually self obsessed and care only for themselves.

There is a third group of males that see escort girl regard as being a little sad. That is the type of man that is ignored and belittled by the women in their lives. Often their woman does not take any care of her appearance and the gentleman is not attracted to them anymore.

In these circumstances the women very frequently have stopped having sex or even showing their male any attention or affection after they have married them. You can often see the sadness in the eyes of these men. Often these men just cuddle an escort girl instead of having sex and simply cry because they really just want to receive the same affection from the woman that they live with. Males are just as insecure as females about their attractiveness and how desirable they are.

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Does sex sell?

The simplest and shortest answer to that question is yes, sex sells. The slightly longer answer is that sex sells some things, some of the time, for some people, to some people, in some situations. Which obviously is not quite as sexy an answer a s a simple yes! But it is more truthful and accurate. Human beings are very sex focused. It is not just me, and it is not just you. Humans crave sex. Of whatever kind and with whomever floats their particular boat. I am not suggesting that people wander around constantly fantasising about what kind of sex we can have next and with whom, or that people are looking for and thinking about all the time. Actually, yes that is exactly what I am suggesting, but it is based on research. And on years working in the sex industry actually selling sex.

Incidentally, selling sex is nothing like as easy as you would think. Everyone has this idea that if you are a sex worker or run a brothel or escort agency such as Elegant Escorts Geneva then all you have to do is just put some adverts out, and you will immediately become a millionaire. And then you just have the problem of managing all your newly earned wealth – and presumably laundering your money and avoiding taxes. Nope, not close. It is nothing like that at all!

I came across some research recently – not literally, because that would be embarassing and messy and indeed expensive because I was reading the research on my laptop! Anyway the research was published in The Journal Of Sex Research – which you would think should be my favourite reading but it is actually norally irritating.

The research reported that the average male thinks about sex around nineteen times a day. I am not sure what the research methodology was, but that sounds like a hell of a lot of under reporting to me – nineteen times a day? I think more like nineteen times an hour! Or maybe they actually meant more than just a random horny thought at a photo or whatever. Perhaps they meant explicitly panning a sexual encounter or fantasising about a specific sexual act with a specific person (or thing!).

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A Full Service Agency

Running an escort agency business is, in many ways, the same as running almost any service based business. You have to work out your marketing and promotions, your pricing and your target market segmentation. Again, as with most markets you have some basic choices to make. Are you going to go bottom end – massage parlour level work with cheap incalls and a high turn over of staff and suppliers? Or perhaps mid market with the majority of your business coming to you via your web site and gradually building a loyal cadre of repeat regular clients and talent (escort girls)? Or perhaps going high end and focusing on the super rich? Which means having a network built through introducers and strong word of mouth. Or maybe going niche and focusing on dominatrices delivering BDSM services or some other smaller segment with less direct competition.

One of my friends decided very early on that the super rich clients were going to be her forte. As a former full time model and part time high class escort, she already knew lots of high end concierges and the people who ran the VIP guest lists at many of the worlds best night clubs. She also had access to the Prs and influencers who make things happen at the high end of the market. She also has an existing “black book” of contacts – both Barbies Babes and clients, which meant that she could hit the ground running pretty much from day one. Since then she has gone from strength to strength. But the way that she runs her business would not appeal to me.

She spend hige amounts of her time dealing with things that are not directly related to her escort business activities – getting people VVIP access to places that they would not normally know about, organsing chauffeurs, planes, hotel suites, unobtainable drinks such as Stolichnaya Elit Himalayan Edition, that sort of thing. And she does it so that she can then book the pair of escort girls that accompany the client in the car, plane, hotel suite and in drinking the vodka. Yes she makes a lot of money, but her business is damned hard work and she can not easily pass the work on to others. She literally sleeps with three phones on her pillow. And whatever the money to be made, I am not willing to do that anymore.

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Young People And The Word “No”

I read an article this week that made me feel beyond deeply depressed and fearful for our young people. As a professional in the sex industry I have absolutely no issues with sex. Have it, do not have it. Do it this way, that way or the other. Men and women, women and women, men and men. Two at a time, threesomes, moresomes. Who cares as long as all concerned are over the legal age of consent and actually give their consent? I do not care whether the sex is free, or paid for. You can be an amateur or a professional sex workers and I will not care. But I do have a simple rule. It is not enough that no means no. More importantly, yes means yes.

In a recent survey by the Family Planning Association in England found that fifty three per cent of people that were surveyed thought that it was unacceptable for someone to change their mind about having sex and say “no” once their clothes had come off. Even more worrying and disturbing is the finding that sixty one per cent of those aged between fourteen and seventeen years of age agreed with this view. Thank about that for a moment. Sixty one per cent of youg people in England think that once a girl (or boy) is naked that they are obliged to have sex and no longer have the right to say no. Jesus, people. Even the sexiest mature escorts London can supply have the right to withdraw their sexual consent and say no if they are with a client and do not want to follow through for whatever reason. Of course, the client will quite justifiably want their money back, but even for professional sex workers no means no.

I have always thought that “no means no” is the wrong message anyway. It would be much better to work to the rule that “yes means yes”. Not refusing something is not the same as directly requesting it. If I say say “yes, I really want a vodka” that is a request. If you offer me a vodka and I do not say anything that does not mean that I am going to drink it with relish. The same with sex. If I say “stick your cock in me now and fuck me hard until I come” that is what I call consent. If I do not say anything, that is not consent, it is just not saying anything. Not the same thing at all.

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The G Spot Myth

There are a good many sex myths that keep being brought up and taught to people. Some of them are just too weird to be thought of as true – no man has ever grow hairs on the palm of his hands from wanking too much and no woman’s womb has shriveled because she stroked herself to orgasm. And I am pretty sure that even the “Shameless” type tossers living on sink estates do not believe that you cannot get pregnant if you have sex at night because the sperm go to sleep.

Having said all that, there are still plenty of weird things that people do believe such as the idea that you can not get pregnant if you are on your period or that any man who likes his anus and prostate played with is gay. Let us face it – most people are pretty much clueless about sex. And I speak as a bit of an expert, having been one of the busiest escorts Manchester has known for years. I have known lots of men who thought that the clitoris was a myth along with unicorns, for example. Having said that, while having sex with those men orgasms were about as rare as unicorns so that seems pretty legit really.

Anyway, one of my favourite bits of sex related bullshit – while we are on the subject of the clitoris and female orgasm has brought scientsists to conclude that there is, in fact, no “magic button” that will have a woman screaming in ecstasy every time that you touch it. Basically, having you vagine played with at the same time as your clitoris is very pleasant for most women, as is having a guy take his time down there. But if you need clitoral stimulation, then just vaginal work with anything in any way is not going to get the job done. And if you are one of those women who pops one off just from vaginal stimulation then the front wall of your vagina is as good a place to focus o as any to get the job done!

So, guys, back off a little and do not stress so much about finding the ignition button. Think of instead as exploration instead of just starting a car!

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Drunk in charge of sex appeal

Slightly shocking article in The Metro today that highlights the problems women face if they have been drinking. An experiment by the Centro Europeo Neurosalus, which is a rehab centre, replicated previous experiments in other cities such as Los Angeles. The video is unsurprising until you see the number of incidents. The it becomes depressing and shocking. If this is what happens to a normally dressed woman in a city centre at 5.30 in the afternoon, what happens in Puerto Banus at 1 am on a Saturday in August?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6v5IVkIPvM

For this and a host of other reasons, we always make sure that our beautiful and sexy escorts are “clean and sober”. We want to keep them safe and sound. But also, despite what this video seems to indicate, there are few things less attractive than a drunk woman. No matter how charming and beautiful she might be otherwise.

A woman who is aware of her sexuality and in control of it is a much better companion that someone who is all over the place and doesn’t really know what she is doing or what is happening. The best athletes wouldnt turn up drunk and neither do our athletes of erotic activities! World class performance requires a clear head!

Many of our ladies love a party and all of them enjoy showing their gentlemen guests a good time in every conceivable way. But they always want to make sure that they and everyone else is able to enjoy it and to remember what happened the day after! If you are going to have the experience of a lifetime with one of the sexiest and most desirable women in the world, then you want to be able to look back on every detail of it. And to be able to make sure that our guests get the moist from their experience, our ladies know that their having a clear head is important so that they can perform their unique skills and talents as well as possible…

 

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Marbella está lleno de gente

Marbella está lleno de gente. Siempre es en agosto. Pero es un totalmente diferente conjunto de personas este año.

Por ejemplo, hay muy pocos hombres de negocios árabes ricos de mediana edad. Pero hay cientos de chicos árabes increíblemente jóvenes de la ciudad. Probablemente con edades comprendidas entre 18 y 22. coche Daddy’s. Daddy’s miran. Ropa comprados por papá. Pero papá les hasn’t dado una gran cantidad de dinero para gastos. Así que si quieren el mismo divertido como papá, que tienen que tratar de conseguirlo a bajo precio. Y eso incluye a pedir una escolta en Marbella. Así que estamosrecibiendo mucho más negociación y las llamadas “sexo barato” de lo habitual.Y no estamos realmente en ese mercado.

Y hay un gran número de familias aquí. Mucho más de lo normal, incluso durante el periodo de vacaciones escolares. Y son de toda Europa y del mundo. Los hoteles ylas villas son esencialmente completa. Como son las carreteras! Pero eso significa que hay menos espacio para los singles sexy y grupos de un solo sexo de chicos que nos gustan tanto. Así que nuestros escoltas en Marbella están de fiesta con los clientes menos que en años normales.

He oído la teoría de que todas estas personas normalmente estarían en Grecia en esta época del año , pero que no están dispuestos a asumir el riesgo de ir allí con la actual crisis financiera . Es un punto justo, no estaríamos tan divertido estar de vacaciones y totalmente incapaz de acceder a su dinero como todos los bancos , cajeros automáticos y oficina -de – cambio han sido escoltasMarbella donde el dinero no es problema. Si Burger King hace más negocios que el Tango abierto de nuevo, entonces también vender menos cortes de primera calidad de carne! Pero igualmente, si hay hordas de chicos jóvenes calientes que pasan todo el día mirando chicas sexy en bikinis, a continuación, recogemos las piezas cuando no puede tomar más! Como cualquier negocio, tenemos que ser flexibles para mantener el equilibrio de la oferta y la demanda.