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The G Spot Myth

There are a good many sex myths that keep being brought up and taught to people. Some of them are just too weird to be thought of as true – no man has ever grow hairs on the palm of his hands from wanking too much and no woman’s womb has shriveled because she stroked herself to orgasm. And I am pretty sure that even the “Shameless” type tossers living on sink estates do not believe that you cannot get pregnant if you have sex at night because the sperm go to sleep.

Having said all that, there are still plenty of weird things that people do believe such as the idea that you can not get pregnant if you are on your period or that any man who likes his anus and prostate played with is gay. Let us face it – most people are pretty much clueless about sex. And I speak as a bit of an expert, having been one of the busiest escorts Manchester has known for years. I have known lots of men who thought that the clitoris was a myth along with unicorns, for example. Having said that, while having sex with those men orgasms were about as rare as unicorns so that seems pretty legit really.

Anyway, one of my favourite bits of sex related bullshit – while we are on the subject of the clitoris and female orgasm has brought scientsists to conclude that there is, in fact, no “magic button” that will have a woman screaming in ecstasy every time that you touch it. Basically, having you vagine played with at the same time as your clitoris is very pleasant for most women, as is having a guy take his time down there. But if you need clitoral stimulation, then just vaginal work with anything in any way is not going to get the job done. And if you are one of those women who pops one off just from vaginal stimulation then the front wall of your vagina is as good a place to focus o as any to get the job done!

So, guys, back off a little and do not stress so much about finding the ignition button. Think of instead as exploration instead of just starting a car!

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What s Always On?

In Marbella, some things never go out of fashion. Others are here today, gone tomorrow which can be confusing to people returning to a highly transitory environment. But what is always popular in Marbella and the Costa Del Sol?

The first and most obvious is the sun! Over 300 days a year of sunshine makes the Costa Del Sol a very attractive pace for visitors and ex-patriots from Northern Europe and Scandinavia. And in the summer the vast array of beaches are filled with tourists and locals of all shapes and sizes, though there is a distinct “changing of the guard” through the day. The Northern Europeans hit the beach early (fill in your own jokes about sunbed-claiming, towel-laying nationalities here! But the Spanish and Southern Europeans tend to hit the beach after siesta time. Which, as an established local, I find a much more civilised way of doing things when the worst heat has gone from the day but you can still get a great tan if you want to.

All the beaches, incidentally, are public. The private beach clubs such as Nikki Beach, Ocean Club, and La Sala by the Sea are just positioned alongside the public beaches. So you can often enjoy the music, atmosphere and pretty people for free from your towel. And you can swim in the sea while they only have a crowded pool!

Sex is also pretty much always on the menu in Marbella. The tourists and locals all like to dress to impress, usually in high-bling style, and the sexy atmosphere has to be experienced to be believed. There really is a sex charged feel just walking down the street. And that is before thinking about selling sex as one of the major industries in Marbella and the Costa Del Sol, with escort agencies such as Marbella Beauties from The Marbella Escort Agency and 2nd Circle Marbella Escorts competing with dozens of brothels, clubs and hundreds of independents advertising in the local Sur newspaper.

Sex is certainly in the air in Marbella. And during the summer months it is also in the hotel rooms,villas, apartments sun loungers, beaches, cars and just about anywhere else you can imagine! Obviously people “hook up” all the time everywhere, but in very places, such as Marbella, is it so obviously the entire point. In Ibiza there is a lot of “action” but most of the time it is about the clubs, chilling out and the overall experience. Marbella is about getting laid. As often as possible with as many damn fine looking people as possible. Whether they are professional Marbella escorts or enthusiastic amateurs enjoying the hormone raising glamour of one of Europe’s hottest locations (in all senses), sex is always in fashion on the Costa Del Sol.

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Here Comes The Onslaught!

It’s hot really hot and it’s not yet August it’s only going to get hotter. I hope that is true both in terms of work and temperature!

This is when my job becomes most difficult in terms of supply and demand. Getting the right balance between the number of girls that you need to work and the amount of time and calls is actually quite difficult. Too few escort girls means you disappoint clients who don’t come back because we don’t meet their need. Too many girls and the girls don’t come back because they don’t get enough work and therefore go to another agency. Or don’t come back to work at all.

It can be really frustrating sitting around at 2, 3 or 4 o’clock in the morning with lots of clients phoning requesting the company of lovely escort ladies and not having anyone to call that you can send out. You end up calling everyone just to find a turned off phone or that everyone is busy and therefore you can’t help the client. Managing the girls, nice as they are, is the most challenging parts of this business.

Of course it doesn’t matter how hard you work to attract the right talent. You always have a supply of the wrong kind of girl in the wrong kind of place at the wrong time! This year we unusually have a lot of lovely Brazilian ladies and of course I’m getting clients expressing a desire for European ladies British ladies or Spanish ladies. It’s always the way.

Quite a lot of guys, in fact, also dislike silicon breasts. A lot of my ladies have had boob jobs because it goes with the territory. So finding girls with natural breasts, like nationality and being available can be a little challenging sometimes. However it’s not just breasts and nationality. If you have glamour, the client wants shopgirls. If you have round girls, the clients want skinny girls. It’s just the way the world

That said, this year as the temperature rises and so do many other things, I do have a lovely stable of young beauties. A lot of Brazilians and also British girls, Spanish girls and some very nice Russian girls as well. So with this in mind I’m hoping that as it’s going to be high season in August that I have the stock to fulfil the needs of any discerning gentleman.

It’s also interesting to me that so many people request their own nationality whilst abroad. Is it because they don’t do this at home? Or is it because they want a taste of home here? I would have thought that particularly in a hot country, different from your own, you might want to try something a little bit more spicy. But what do I know?

So although this is a very adrenaline filled time of year it’s also the time of your other clients on the beach, girls on the beach, clients in casinos, girls in hotels. It’s what makes a season exciting and different every year.

Today is Day 61. What is day 61 you ask? Well I have another 61 days to go before the end of the season! I’ll be pleased when I get there so I can take a small rest. However I also love the madness, the challenge, the adrenaline. The thrill of doing this makes white water rafting looks simple by comparison. That is how much of an adrenaline kick you get trying to get the right girl to the right place on time. This job is not for everybody. If you enjoy the thrill of the chase it would certainly be so as night follows day and we head into day 60 I’m going to grab a few hours sleep before the madness starts again. My girls will be on the beach and my guys will be out partying. Off to rest…

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The Tribes of Marbella

Marbella is a very strange place at times. Some places have a pretty defined purpose and identity. Ibiza is all about clubs, nightlife, hippy-boho-chic and hedonism. The Algarve is all sailing and golf. Paris is art, romance and undeserved PR. But Marbella is rather mixed in its identity.

If you’re a golfer then the Costa del Golf is heaven and Marbella the very sexy centre of it. If you’re a sailor then Puerto Banus and Marbella are safe and convenient harbour with all the conveniences of sun, fun, and sex. If you’re into the luxury lifestyle, then Puerto Banus and Marbella offer all the designer shops and super-cars that only the great cities in the world could match. And sex. If you’re into partying, then Nikki Beach and Ocean Club will offer pretty much everything you could ask. Except sex.

But Marbella is also a business centre, property development and investment is booming. It is also a “real” place where people live. There are lots of international schools and facilities for families and children. There are also bars and restaurants which cater largely to local families and year-round residents. Families live and are raised here.

All of which gives Marbella a very strange personality. It is entirely possible for the different tribes to never meet each other. Most Marbella natives avoid Puerto Banus during July and August as though it were a plague ship.

The sailors are too busy with their equipment and having beautiful girls in bikinis play with it. The boys and girls in their Ferrari and Lamborghini have no interest in the little restaurants in Nueva Andalucia, let alone the enclaves going into the mountains. And the party people barely recognize that their is a world outside the small strip between hotel, beach club and the bars!

Of course, we are one of the few bridges between these tribes. All of them want to spend time with the most beautiful and sexy women they can find. And we don’t discriminate!

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Scorchio!

It has been a ferociously hot summer so far in Marbella. The mercury has been rising as high as 37 degrees celsius here on the coast, and for our friends inland or on the sheltered golf courses around Marbella it is even higher – I’ve heard 45 degrees quoted in the last couple of days!

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Fun in the sun

All of which is lovely for the tourists, if they can take it without turning into a fresh delivery of lobsters! But for those of us working here, it’s a very different story. Imagine being the one of our amazing escorts in Marbella who gets a request to arrive at a client’s villa wearing thigh boots, stockings and latex – when it’s 107 degrees fahrenheit, Or getting to a client’s villa to discover that you have to perform a rather vigorous aerobic workout for a couple of hours with a pair of ninteen year old professional footballers – who want to keep the air conditioning off as their coach has told them it will dry their sinuses out. Not the only thing drying out, I promise you!

Our professional Marbella escorts have to work their little socks (well stockings) off in weather like this, and it’s flipping hard work for them. Pleasure is a tiring business when you’re on the front line!

Of course, it’s not always that bad. As our girls are independent, they can make a very decent living on just a few hours work a week, thought eh very best ones – who are also the ones in highest demand of course – prefer to work several hours a day. But that still leaves plenty of time to work on the tan and play in the sun on the magnificent beaches here. And also to take advantage of all the sporting activities here – not to mention taking advantage of all the sporty men in an amateur capacity. Well, every girl needs a hobby as well as a profession!

And of course, there’s always more shopping to be done. Though of course it’s a slightly questionable point whether shopping for designer clothes, shoes, handbags and lingerie is actually work or product development for an escort in Marbella. But it’s a brave girl who would try to out a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes down as a justifiable business expense unless she knows the tax inspector very well of course!

Anyway, long may the weather continue to bring us lots of lovely visitors, but it would be nice if could ease back just a few degrees.

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The summer is here…and boy it’s hot

This is by far the hottest summer in the Costa del Sol that I can remember. Daytime temperatures reaching 40 degrees in the shade and night-time temperatures not dropping much below 30 degrees. To quote the Fast Show, “Scorchio!”

So while the holidaymakers have been sunning themselves on the beaches, our Marbella escorts have been joining them as much as possible to perfect their golden tans.

The heat wave has also meant that lots of gentlemen are looking to relax and cool down…or have their sunburn soothed! And the best escorts Marbella has to offer are very happy to help with that!

But you need to be careful when the weather is this hot and you aren’t used to it. Too much sudden exertion can cause you to overheat. Unaccustomed excitement can raise the blood pressure too high too fast, which can lead to light headedness – for the wrong reasons.

So every Marbella escort that we represent is under instructions to take their time in this unusually warm weather. Move slowly, peel their clothes off slowly and seductively, and make sure that their lingerie is especially lacy and brief to help with temperature control. But most of all, we have asked al of our girls to escort Marbella visitors in an unhurried and relaxed way. To take their time and enjoy the journey, not just rush to the destination as so many people tend to do. Especially in this business, where time is literally money.

We think that our gentlemen clients will appreciate their escort girl taking her time, savouring the time they spend together and keeping the encounter at a nice steady temperature, until everyone is ready for it to boil over with pleasure and excitement!

So whether you enjoy the heat or not, we are sure you will enjoy how the heat and sun makes our ladies look and behave.