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Staying Safe On Holiday Is No Longer Just About Condoms

Hunting for a good break, there is always Morocco, which is still a lovely destination but it has never really leant itself to either family holidays or beach based fun. The south of France? Too many Parisiennes. Italy? Lovely but the beaches are totally unavailable to non Italians as the beaches are all private and scheduled up months or even years ahead. Turn up on the beach at Viareggio and try to get a sunbed? Prepare yourself for a sardonic look and a mocking laugh!

Turkey is basically a war zone. No, that is not true. Turkey is a war zone, there is no basically about it. Kurdish terrorists, ISIL, a rebellious army, and a government that is leaning further to the fascist end of the scale by the day. So bad that the army tried to take over because they are more left wing than the current Premier.

Egypt is at least as bad as Turkey, but with the added benefit and attraction of Islamic fundamentalism embedded in the government. As for Algeria and Tunisia, well people are being murdered on the beaches. So that hardly makes them as appealing for fun in the sun, does it?

The whole of Greece is disorderly and is economically wrecked. Even presently there certainly is a great likelihood Georginathat supposing that you place a cash card in a cash machine you might possibly not receive it back again. By the same token, can any person really know that a place so destitute would not choose to rifle through your baggage in the passport check and determine that your cash in hand is in fact now their property? For that matter, in the event that the nation is so economically poor that one may have such thought and feelings, how properly serviced are the airport terminals likely to be really?

Visitors to Marbella get access to the benefits that Spain can bring; an open attitude to sex and laws that make it perfectly legal to buy or sell sex. Which means that Marbella escorts can work and operate in total impunity. It may sound a little extreme, but when a woman wanted to walk down the road with a sandwich board advertising her wares and services the police would have no issue with it; unless she caused any traffic accidents of course. So a holiday maker in Marbella is free to safely explore their sexuality and seek relaxation with the most stunning escorts Marbella has to tempt them. Which has got to be a lot more appealing than ducking and weaving from the onslaught of angry terrorists rather than ducking and weaving to avoid the lures of hordes of sexy women.

Whenever a man is seeking a chance to relax in the sunlight, well then eventually they are undoubtedly likely to identify your ideas and Yahoo going to checking out Puerto Banus. And with all of the developments which have been actually transpiring around the planet currently, more or less every one of the different locations which may perhaps have attracted one to these have actually turned out decidedly less appetizing. Right now there is so very much unrest on the planet that any sort of vacationer will have to ponder on it whenever scheduling a getaway.

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Drunk in charge of sex appeal

Slightly shocking article in The Metro today that highlights the problems women face if they have been drinking. An experiment by the Centro Europeo Neurosalus, which is a rehab centre, replicated previous experiments in other cities such as Los Angeles. The video is unsurprising until you see the number of incidents. The it becomes depressing and shocking. If this is what happens to a normally dressed woman in a city centre at 5.30 in the afternoon, what happens in Puerto Banus at 1 am on a Saturday in August?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6v5IVkIPvM

For this and a host of other reasons, we always make sure that our beautiful and sexy escorts are “clean and sober”. We want to keep them safe and sound. But also, despite what this video seems to indicate, there are few things less attractive than a drunk woman. No matter how charming and beautiful she might be otherwise.

A woman who is aware of her sexuality and in control of it is a much better companion that someone who is all over the place and doesn’t really know what she is doing or what is happening. The best athletes wouldnt turn up drunk and neither do our athletes of erotic activities! World class performance requires a clear head!

Many of our ladies love a party and all of them enjoy showing their gentlemen guests a good time in every conceivable way. But they always want to make sure that they and everyone else is able to enjoy it and to remember what happened the day after! If you are going to have the experience of a lifetime with one of the sexiest and most desirable women in the world, then you want to be able to look back on every detail of it. And to be able to make sure that our guests get the moist from their experience, our ladies know that their having a clear head is important so that they can perform their unique skills and talents as well as possible…

 

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Here Comes The Onslaught!

It’s hot really hot and it’s not yet August it’s only going to get hotter. I hope that is true both in terms of work and temperature!

This is when my job becomes most difficult in terms of supply and demand. Getting the right balance between the number of girls that you need to work and the amount of time and calls is actually quite difficult. Too few escort girls means you disappoint clients who don’t come back because we don’t meet their need. Too many girls and the girls don’t come back because they don’t get enough work and therefore go to another agency. Or don’t come back to work at all.

It can be really frustrating sitting around at 2, 3 or 4 o’clock in the morning with lots of clients phoning requesting the company of lovely escort ladies and not having anyone to call that you can send out. You end up calling everyone just to find a turned off phone or that everyone is busy and therefore you can’t help the client. Managing the girls, nice as they are, is the most challenging parts of this business.

Of course it doesn’t matter how hard you work to attract the right talent. You always have a supply of the wrong kind of girl in the wrong kind of place at the wrong time! This year we unusually have a lot of lovely Brazilian ladies and of course I’m getting clients expressing a desire for European ladies British ladies or Spanish ladies. It’s always the way.

Quite a lot of guys, in fact, also dislike silicon breasts. A lot of my ladies have had boob jobs because it goes with the territory. So finding girls with natural breasts, like nationality and being available can be a little challenging sometimes. However it’s not just breasts and nationality. If you have glamour, the client wants shopgirls. If you have round girls, the clients want skinny girls. It’s just the way the world

That said, this year as the temperature rises and so do many other things, I do have a lovely stable of young beauties. A lot of Brazilians and also British girls, Spanish girls and some very nice Russian girls as well. So with this in mind I’m hoping that as it’s going to be high season in August that I have the stock to fulfil the needs of any discerning gentleman.

It’s also interesting to me that so many people request their own nationality whilst abroad. Is it because they don’t do this at home? Or is it because they want a taste of home here? I would have thought that particularly in a hot country, different from your own, you might want to try something a little bit more spicy. But what do I know?

So although this is a very adrenaline filled time of year it’s also the time of your other clients on the beach, girls on the beach, clients in casinos, girls in hotels. It’s what makes a season exciting and different every year.

Today is Day 61. What is day 61 you ask? Well I have another 61 days to go before the end of the season! I’ll be pleased when I get there so I can take a small rest. However I also love the madness, the challenge, the adrenaline. The thrill of doing this makes white water rafting looks simple by comparison. That is how much of an adrenaline kick you get trying to get the right girl to the right place on time. This job is not for everybody. If you enjoy the thrill of the chase it would certainly be so as night follows day and we head into day 60 I’m going to grab a few hours sleep before the madness starts again. My girls will be on the beach and my guys will be out partying. Off to rest…

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The Tribes of Marbella

Marbella is a very strange place at times. Some places have a pretty defined purpose and identity. Ibiza is all about clubs, nightlife, hippy-boho-chic and hedonism. The Algarve is all sailing and golf. Paris is art, romance and undeserved PR. But Marbella is rather mixed in its identity.

If you’re a golfer then the Costa del Golf is heaven and Marbella the very sexy centre of it. If you’re a sailor then Puerto Banus and Marbella are safe and convenient harbour with all the conveniences of sun, fun, and sex. If you’re into the luxury lifestyle, then Puerto Banus and Marbella offer all the designer shops and super-cars that only the great cities in the world could match. And sex. If you’re into partying, then Nikki Beach and Ocean Club will offer pretty much everything you could ask. Except sex.

But Marbella is also a business centre, property development and investment is booming. It is also a “real” place where people live. There are lots of international schools and facilities for families and children. There are also bars and restaurants which cater largely to local families and year-round residents. Families live and are raised here.

All of which gives Marbella a very strange personality. It is entirely possible for the different tribes to never meet each other. Most Marbella natives avoid Puerto Banus during July and August as though it were a plague ship.

The sailors are too busy with their equipment and having beautiful girls in bikinis play with it. The boys and girls in their Ferrari and Lamborghini have no interest in the little restaurants in Nueva Andalucia, let alone the enclaves going into the mountains. And the party people barely recognize that their is a world outside the small strip between hotel, beach club and the bars!

Of course, we are one of the few bridges between these tribes. All of them want to spend time with the most beautiful and sexy women they can find. And we don’t discriminate!

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The summer is here…and boy it’s hot

This is by far the hottest summer in the Costa del Sol that I can remember. Daytime temperatures reaching 40 degrees in the shade and night-time temperatures not dropping much below 30 degrees. To quote the Fast Show, “Scorchio!”

So while the holidaymakers have been sunning themselves on the beaches, our Marbella escorts have been joining them as much as possible to perfect their golden tans.

The heat wave has also meant that lots of gentlemen are looking to relax and cool down…or have their sunburn soothed! And the best escorts Marbella has to offer are very happy to help with that!

But you need to be careful when the weather is this hot and you aren’t used to it. Too much sudden exertion can cause you to overheat. Unaccustomed excitement can raise the blood pressure too high too fast, which can lead to light headedness – for the wrong reasons.

So every Marbella escort that we represent is under instructions to take their time in this unusually warm weather. Move slowly, peel their clothes off slowly and seductively, and make sure that their lingerie is especially lacy and brief to help with temperature control. But most of all, we have asked al of our girls to escort Marbella visitors in an unhurried and relaxed way. To take their time and enjoy the journey, not just rush to the destination as so many people tend to do. Especially in this business, where time is literally money.

We think that our gentlemen clients will appreciate their escort girl taking her time, savouring the time they spend together and keeping the encounter at a nice steady temperature, until everyone is ready for it to boil over with pleasure and excitement!

So whether you enjoy the heat or not, we are sure you will enjoy how the heat and sun makes our ladies look and behave.

 

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Our Friends in the North

As a British owned Marbella escorts agency, we are often asked for recommendations about the best escorts in London, which is flattering!

For us it´s an easy recommendation. There are lots of London escort agencies, some extremely large and generalist with lots of pretty girls. But we think the best are specialised and focused. London is such a large market that focus allows an agency to provide the very best escort girls instead of just going for volume.

In our opinion, the best London escorts are the excellent high-class mature escorts London has to offer. If you speak with the right London escort agency, it will be quite simple to find the very best mature escort London can offer you.

Often known as MILFs, these mature escorts have the age and experience to offer a superb service, but also fit bodies, beauty and elegance. All of that makes for a potent combination and a terrific London MILF escort is easily the best way to relax in London.

Yes, there are many younger London escorts available, and our friends at Classic Courtesans have a special section on their website specifically for ladies in their 20s who have the potential to become true high-class courtesans but just need a bit more experience!

But a real high-class London courtesan, a beautiful and sexy mature London escort with experience and class, will give you an experience that you will not forget in a hurry and that you will not be able to replicate with a younger girl, no matter how fit, toned and enthusiastic she may be. Some skills just take time and practise to master! And lovemaking is one of those things where expertise takes time to achieve. Older women just make better lovers!

So if you want our advice, contact Classic Courtesans next time you´re in London.