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My Favourite Time Of Year

This is my favourite time of year in southern Spain. I moved out of Marbella itself a few years ago, having lived in Puerto Banus for nearly a decade. So, I live a little way up in the mountains which gives me spectacular views and amazing weather.  

Picture January in Southern Spain. Let me guess; sunshine and temperatures like mid-summer in England. Well yes, some of the time. But also no. Visitors arriving from northern Europe are always easy to spot at this time of year. It helps that there are fewer of them; though we in the leisure and entertainment love our visitors! But the real reason that they easy to identify is that they are the ones wearing T shirts and shorts. We locals are the ones wrapped up in sweaters and coats. 

Yes, even in winter

We are indeed lucky enough to have warm days and far less rain than the rest of Europe. Three hundred days of sunshine is pretty accurate. But the sixty five (and a quarter) days of rain are fairly well concentrated over autumn and winter.  

It is not much in the scheme of things, but it is enough to make the orange and lemon trees thrive during the winter growing season. And since I live in the countryside I can literally step outside in the morning, pick oranges off the trees and make my own freshly squeezed juice. Freshly squeezed juice is always better, but juice from fruit that was on the tree until five  minutes ago is something else. 

But my favourite thing about this season – and January especially – is the fact that when I step outside to pick my breakfast, there is ice on the ground. If you are in England, no big deal. But here in Spain, it is really refreshing. Especially safe in the knowledge that by mid afternoon the temperature will have reached eighteen or nineteen degrees… 

But the extremely large temperature gradient makes for some really fun experiences. I can sit outside in the afternoon and read a book in the sunshine, and then sit by a roaring log fire either in the sitting room or outside under the terrace. And yes, that really is as much fun as it sounds. Especially with a nice glass of wine or a big tumbler of Gentleman Jack Daniels. 

Icy mornings, sunny warm days, fresh fruit and flowers all around and log fires in the evening. I admit that it is a hard life. But I do it so that you don’t have to. 

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What s Always On?

In Marbella, some things never go out of fashion. Others are here today, gone tomorrow which can be confusing to people returning to a highly transitory environment. But what is always popular in Marbella and the Costa Del Sol?

The first and most obvious is the sun! Over 300 days a year of sunshine makes the Costa Del Sol a very attractive pace for visitors and ex-patriots from Northern Europe and Scandinavia. And in the summer the vast array of beaches are filled with tourists and locals of all shapes and sizes, though there is a distinct “changing of the guard” through the day. The Northern Europeans hit the beach early (fill in your own jokes about sunbed-claiming, towel-laying nationalities here! But the Spanish and Southern Europeans tend to hit the beach after siesta time. Which, as an established local, I find a much more civilised way of doing things when the worst heat has gone from the day but you can still get a great tan if you want to.

All the beaches, incidentally, are public. The private beach clubs such as Nikki Beach, Ocean Club, and La Sala by the Sea are just positioned alongside the public beaches. So you can often enjoy the music, atmosphere and pretty people for free from your towel. And you can swim in the sea while they only have a crowded pool!

Sex is also pretty much always on the menu in Marbella. The tourists and locals all like to dress to impress, usually in high-bling style, and the sexy atmosphere has to be experienced to be believed. There really is a sex charged feel just walking down the street. And that is before thinking about selling sex as one of the major industries in Marbella and the Costa Del Sol, with escort agencies such as Marbella Beauties from The Marbella Escort Agency and 2nd Circle Marbella Escorts competing with dozens of brothels, clubs and hundreds of independents advertising in the local Sur newspaper.

Sex is certainly in the air in Marbella. And during the summer months it is also in the hotel rooms,villas, apartments sun loungers, beaches, cars and just about anywhere else you can imagine! Obviously people “hook up” all the time everywhere, but in very places, such as Marbella, is it so obviously the entire point. In Ibiza there is a lot of “action” but most of the time it is about the clubs, chilling out and the overall experience. Marbella is about getting laid. As often as possible with as many damn fine looking people as possible. Whether they are professional Marbella escorts or enthusiastic amateurs enjoying the hormone raising glamour of one of Europe’s hottest locations (in all senses), sex is always in fashion on the Costa Del Sol.

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Staying Safe On Holiday Is No Longer Just About Condoms

Hunting for a good break, there is always Morocco, which is still a lovely destination but it has never really leant itself to either family holidays or beach based fun. The south of France? Too many Parisiennes. Italy? Lovely but the beaches are totally unavailable to non Italians as the beaches are all private and scheduled up months or even years ahead. Turn up on the beach at Viareggio and try to get a sunbed? Prepare yourself for a sardonic look and a mocking laugh!

Turkey is basically a war zone. No, that is not true. Turkey is a war zone, there is no basically about it. Kurdish terrorists, ISIL, a rebellious army, and a government that is leaning further to the fascist end of the scale by the day. So bad that the army tried to take over because they are more left wing than the current Premier.

Egypt is at least as bad as Turkey, but with the added benefit and attraction of Islamic fundamentalism embedded in the government. As for Algeria and Tunisia, well people are being murdered on the beaches. So that hardly makes them as appealing for fun in the sun, does it?

The whole of Greece is disorderly and is economically wrecked. Even presently there certainly is a great likelihood Georginathat supposing that you place a cash card in a cash machine you might possibly not receive it back again. By the same token, can any person really know that a place so destitute would not choose to rifle through your baggage in the passport check and determine that your cash in hand is in fact now their property? For that matter, in the event that the nation is so economically poor that one may have such thought and feelings, how properly serviced are the airport terminals likely to be really?

Visitors to Marbella get access to the benefits that Spain can bring; an open attitude to sex and laws that make it perfectly legal to buy or sell sex. Which means that Marbella escorts can work and operate in total impunity. It may sound a little extreme, but when a woman wanted to walk down the road with a sandwich board advertising her wares and services the police would have no issue with it; unless she caused any traffic accidents of course. So a holiday maker in Marbella is free to safely explore their sexuality and seek relaxation with the most stunning escorts Marbella has to tempt them. Which has got to be a lot more appealing than ducking and weaving from the onslaught of angry terrorists rather than ducking and weaving to avoid the lures of hordes of sexy women.

Whenever a man is seeking a chance to relax in the sunlight, well then eventually they are undoubtedly likely to identify your ideas and Yahoo going to checking out Puerto Banus. And with all of the developments which have been actually transpiring around the planet currently, more or less every one of the different locations which may perhaps have attracted one to these have actually turned out decidedly less appetizing. Right now there is so very much unrest on the planet that any sort of vacationer will have to ponder on it whenever scheduling a getaway.

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Marbella está lleno de gente

Marbella está lleno de gente. Siempre es en agosto. Pero es un totalmente diferente conjunto de personas este año.

Por ejemplo, hay muy pocos hombres de negocios árabes ricos de mediana edad. Pero hay cientos de chicos árabes increíblemente jóvenes de la ciudad. Probablemente con edades comprendidas entre 18 y 22. coche Daddy’s. Daddy’s miran. Ropa comprados por papá. Pero papá les hasn’t dado una gran cantidad de dinero para gastos. Así que si quieren el mismo divertido como papá, que tienen que tratar de conseguirlo a bajo precio. Y eso incluye a pedir una escolta en Marbella. Así que estamosrecibiendo mucho más negociación y las llamadas “sexo barato” de lo habitual.Y no estamos realmente en ese mercado.

Y hay un gran número de familias aquí. Mucho más de lo normal, incluso durante el periodo de vacaciones escolares. Y son de toda Europa y del mundo. Los hoteles ylas villas son esencialmente completa. Como son las carreteras! Pero eso significa que hay menos espacio para los singles sexy y grupos de un solo sexo de chicos que nos gustan tanto. Así que nuestros escoltas en Marbella están de fiesta con los clientes menos que en años normales.

He oído la teoría de que todas estas personas normalmente estarían en Grecia en esta época del año , pero que no están dispuestos a asumir el riesgo de ir allí con la actual crisis financiera . Es un punto justo, no estaríamos tan divertido estar de vacaciones y totalmente incapaz de acceder a su dinero como todos los bancos , cajeros automáticos y oficina -de – cambio han sido escoltasMarbella donde el dinero no es problema. Si Burger King hace más negocios que el Tango abierto de nuevo, entonces también vender menos cortes de primera calidad de carne! Pero igualmente, si hay hordas de chicos jóvenes calientes que pasan todo el día mirando chicas sexy en bikinis, a continuación, recogemos las piezas cuando no puede tomar más! Como cualquier negocio, tenemos que ser flexibles para mantener el equilibrio de la oferta y la demanda.

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Here Comes The Onslaught!

It’s hot really hot and it’s not yet August it’s only going to get hotter. I hope that is true both in terms of work and temperature!

This is when my job becomes most difficult in terms of supply and demand. Getting the right balance between the number of girls that you need to work and the amount of time and calls is actually quite difficult. Too few escort girls means you disappoint clients who don’t come back because we don’t meet their need. Too many girls and the girls don’t come back because they don’t get enough work and therefore go to another agency. Or don’t come back to work at all.

It can be really frustrating sitting around at 2, 3 or 4 o’clock in the morning with lots of clients phoning requesting the company of lovely escort ladies and not having anyone to call that you can send out. You end up calling everyone just to find a turned off phone or that everyone is busy and therefore you can’t help the client. Managing the girls, nice as they are, is the most challenging parts of this business.

Of course it doesn’t matter how hard you work to attract the right talent. You always have a supply of the wrong kind of girl in the wrong kind of place at the wrong time! This year we unusually have a lot of lovely Brazilian ladies and of course I’m getting clients expressing a desire for European ladies British ladies or Spanish ladies. It’s always the way.

Quite a lot of guys, in fact, also dislike silicon breasts. A lot of my ladies have had boob jobs because it goes with the territory. So finding girls with natural breasts, like nationality and being available can be a little challenging sometimes. However it’s not just breasts and nationality. If you have glamour, the client wants shopgirls. If you have round girls, the clients want skinny girls. It’s just the way the world

That said, this year as the temperature rises and so do many other things, I do have a lovely stable of young beauties. A lot of Brazilians and also British girls, Spanish girls and some very nice Russian girls as well. So with this in mind I’m hoping that as it’s going to be high season in August that I have the stock to fulfil the needs of any discerning gentleman.

It’s also interesting to me that so many people request their own nationality whilst abroad. Is it because they don’t do this at home? Or is it because they want a taste of home here? I would have thought that particularly in a hot country, different from your own, you might want to try something a little bit more spicy. But what do I know?

So although this is a very adrenaline filled time of year it’s also the time of your other clients on the beach, girls on the beach, clients in casinos, girls in hotels. It’s what makes a season exciting and different every year.

Today is Day 61. What is day 61 you ask? Well I have another 61 days to go before the end of the season! I’ll be pleased when I get there so I can take a small rest. However I also love the madness, the challenge, the adrenaline. The thrill of doing this makes white water rafting looks simple by comparison. That is how much of an adrenaline kick you get trying to get the right girl to the right place on time. This job is not for everybody. If you enjoy the thrill of the chase it would certainly be so as night follows day and we head into day 60 I’m going to grab a few hours sleep before the madness starts again. My girls will be on the beach and my guys will be out partying. Off to rest…

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The Tribes of Marbella

Marbella is a very strange place at times. Some places have a pretty defined purpose and identity. Ibiza is all about clubs, nightlife, hippy-boho-chic and hedonism. The Algarve is all sailing and golf. Paris is art, romance and undeserved PR. But Marbella is rather mixed in its identity.

If you’re a golfer then the Costa del Golf is heaven and Marbella the very sexy centre of it. If you’re a sailor then Puerto Banus and Marbella are safe and convenient harbour with all the conveniences of sun, fun, and sex. If you’re into the luxury lifestyle, then Puerto Banus and Marbella offer all the designer shops and super-cars that only the great cities in the world could match. And sex. If you’re into partying, then Nikki Beach and Ocean Club will offer pretty much everything you could ask. Except sex.

But Marbella is also a business centre, property development and investment is booming. It is also a “real” place where people live. There are lots of international schools and facilities for families and children. There are also bars and restaurants which cater largely to local families and year-round residents. Families live and are raised here.

All of which gives Marbella a very strange personality. It is entirely possible for the different tribes to never meet each other. Most Marbella natives avoid Puerto Banus during July and August as though it were a plague ship.

The sailors are too busy with their equipment and having beautiful girls in bikinis play with it. The boys and girls in their Ferrari and Lamborghini have no interest in the little restaurants in Nueva Andalucia, let alone the enclaves going into the mountains. And the party people barely recognize that their is a world outside the small strip between hotel, beach club and the bars!

Of course, we are one of the few bridges between these tribes. All of them want to spend time with the most beautiful and sexy women they can find. And we don’t discriminate!