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A Full Service Agency

Running an escort agency business is, in many ways, the same as running almost any service based business. You have to work out your marketing and promotions, your pricing and your target market segmentation. Again, as with most markets you have some basic choices to make. Are you going to go bottom end – massage parlour level work with cheap incalls and a high turn over of staff and suppliers? Or perhaps mid market with the majority of your business coming to you via your web site and gradually building a loyal cadre of repeat regular clients and talent (escort girls)? Or perhaps going high end and focusing on the super rich? Which means having a network built through introducers and strong word of mouth. Or maybe going niche and focusing on dominatrices delivering BDSM services or some other smaller segment with less direct competition.

One of my friends decided very early on that the super rich clients were going to be her forte. As a former full time model and part time high class escort, she already knew lots of high end concierges and the people who ran the VIP guest lists at many of the worlds best night clubs. She also had access to the Prs and influencers who make things happen at the high end of the market. She also has an existing “black book” of contacts – both Barbies Babes and clients, which meant that she could hit the ground running pretty much from day one. Since then she has gone from strength to strength. But the way that she runs her business would not appeal to me.

She spend hige amounts of her time dealing with things that are not directly related to her escort business activities – getting people VVIP access to places that they would not normally know about, organsing chauffeurs, planes, hotel suites, unobtainable drinks such as Stolichnaya Elit Himalayan Edition, that sort of thing. And she does it so that she can then book the pair of escort girls that accompany the client in the car, plane, hotel suite and in drinking the vodka. Yes she makes a lot of money, but her business is damned hard work and she can not easily pass the work on to others. She literally sleeps with three phones on her pillow. And whatever the money to be made, I am not willing to do that anymore.

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The G Spot Myth

There are a good many sex myths that keep being brought up and taught to people. Some of them are just too weird to be thought of as true – no man has ever grow hairs on the palm of his hands from wanking too much and no woman’s womb has shriveled because she stroked herself to orgasm. And I am pretty sure that even the “Shameless” type tossers living on sink estates do not believe that you cannot get pregnant if you have sex at night because the sperm go to sleep.

Having said all that, there are still plenty of weird things that people do believe such as the idea that you can not get pregnant if you are on your period or that any man who likes his anus and prostate played with is gay. Let us face it – most people are pretty much clueless about sex. And I speak as a bit of an expert, having been one of the busiest escorts Manchester has known for years. I have known lots of men who thought that the clitoris was a myth along with unicorns, for example. Having said that, while having sex with those men orgasms were about as rare as unicorns so that seems pretty legit really.

Anyway, one of my favourite bits of sex related bullshit – while we are on the subject of the clitoris and female orgasm has brought scientsists to conclude that there is, in fact, no “magic button” that will have a woman screaming in ecstasy every time that you touch it. Basically, having you vagine played with at the same time as your clitoris is very pleasant for most women, as is having a guy take his time down there. But if you need clitoral stimulation, then just vaginal work with anything in any way is not going to get the job done. And if you are one of those women who pops one off just from vaginal stimulation then the front wall of your vagina is as good a place to focus o as any to get the job done!

So, guys, back off a little and do not stress so much about finding the ignition button. Think of instead as exploration instead of just starting a car!

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Staying Safe On Holiday Is No Longer Just About Condoms

Hunting for a good break, there is always Morocco, which is still a lovely destination but it has never really leant itself to either family holidays or beach based fun. The south of France? Too many Parisiennes. Italy? Lovely but the beaches are totally unavailable to non Italians as the beaches are all private and scheduled up months or even years ahead. Turn up on the beach at Viareggio and try to get a sunbed? Prepare yourself for a sardonic look and a mocking laugh!

Turkey is basically a war zone. No, that is not true. Turkey is a war zone, there is no basically about it. Kurdish terrorists, ISIL, a rebellious army, and a government that is leaning further to the fascist end of the scale by the day. So bad that the army tried to take over because they are more left wing than the current Premier.

Egypt is at least as bad as Turkey, but with the added benefit and attraction of Islamic fundamentalism embedded in the government. As for Algeria and Tunisia, well people are being murdered on the beaches. So that hardly makes them as appealing for fun in the sun, does it?

The whole of Greece is disorderly and is economically wrecked. Even presently there certainly is a great likelihood Georginathat supposing that you place a cash card in a cash machine you might possibly not receive it back again. By the same token, can any person really know that a place so destitute would not choose to rifle through your baggage in the passport check and determine that your cash in hand is in fact now their property? For that matter, in the event that the nation is so economically poor that one may have such thought and feelings, how properly serviced are the airport terminals likely to be really?

Visitors to Marbella get access to the benefits that Spain can bring; an open attitude to sex and laws that make it perfectly legal to buy or sell sex. Which means that Marbella escorts can work and operate in total impunity. It may sound a little extreme, but when a woman wanted to walk down the road with a sandwich board advertising her wares and services the police would have no issue with it; unless she caused any traffic accidents of course. So a holiday maker in Marbella is free to safely explore their sexuality and seek relaxation with the most stunning escorts Marbella has to tempt them. Which has got to be a lot more appealing than ducking and weaving from the onslaught of angry terrorists rather than ducking and weaving to avoid the lures of hordes of sexy women.

Whenever a man is seeking a chance to relax in the sunlight, well then eventually they are undoubtedly likely to identify your ideas and Yahoo going to checking out Puerto Banus. And with all of the developments which have been actually transpiring around the planet currently, more or less every one of the different locations which may perhaps have attracted one to these have actually turned out decidedly less appetizing. Right now there is so very much unrest on the planet that any sort of vacationer will have to ponder on it whenever scheduling a getaway.

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Drunk in charge of sex appeal

Slightly shocking article in The Metro today that highlights the problems women face if they have been drinking. An experiment by the Centro Europeo Neurosalus, which is a rehab centre, replicated previous experiments in other cities such as Los Angeles. The video is unsurprising until you see the number of incidents. The it becomes depressing and shocking. If this is what happens to a normally dressed woman in a city centre at 5.30 in the afternoon, what happens in Puerto Banus at 1 am on a Saturday in August?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6v5IVkIPvM

For this and a host of other reasons, we always make sure that our beautiful and sexy escorts are “clean and sober”. We want to keep them safe and sound. But also, despite what this video seems to indicate, there are few things less attractive than a drunk woman. No matter how charming and beautiful she might be otherwise.

A woman who is aware of her sexuality and in control of it is a much better companion that someone who is all over the place and doesn’t really know what she is doing or what is happening. The best athletes wouldnt turn up drunk and neither do our athletes of erotic activities! World class performance requires a clear head!

Many of our ladies love a party and all of them enjoy showing their gentlemen guests a good time in every conceivable way. But they always want to make sure that they and everyone else is able to enjoy it and to remember what happened the day after! If you are going to have the experience of a lifetime with one of the sexiest and most desirable women in the world, then you want to be able to look back on every detail of it. And to be able to make sure that our guests get the moist from their experience, our ladies know that their having a clear head is important so that they can perform their unique skills and talents as well as possible…

 

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Marbella está lleno de gente

Marbella está lleno de gente. Siempre es en agosto. Pero es un totalmente diferente conjunto de personas este año.

Por ejemplo, hay muy pocos hombres de negocios árabes ricos de mediana edad. Pero hay cientos de chicos árabes increíblemente jóvenes de la ciudad. Probablemente con edades comprendidas entre 18 y 22. coche Daddy’s. Daddy’s miran. Ropa comprados por papá. Pero papá les hasn’t dado una gran cantidad de dinero para gastos. Así que si quieren el mismo divertido como papá, que tienen que tratar de conseguirlo a bajo precio. Y eso incluye a pedir una escolta en Marbella. Así que estamosrecibiendo mucho más negociación y las llamadas “sexo barato” de lo habitual.Y no estamos realmente en ese mercado.

Y hay un gran número de familias aquí. Mucho más de lo normal, incluso durante el periodo de vacaciones escolares. Y son de toda Europa y del mundo. Los hoteles ylas villas son esencialmente completa. Como son las carreteras! Pero eso significa que hay menos espacio para los singles sexy y grupos de un solo sexo de chicos que nos gustan tanto. Así que nuestros escoltas en Marbella están de fiesta con los clientes menos que en años normales.

He oído la teoría de que todas estas personas normalmente estarían en Grecia en esta época del año , pero que no están dispuestos a asumir el riesgo de ir allí con la actual crisis financiera . Es un punto justo, no estaríamos tan divertido estar de vacaciones y totalmente incapaz de acceder a su dinero como todos los bancos , cajeros automáticos y oficina -de – cambio han sido escoltasMarbella donde el dinero no es problema. Si Burger King hace más negocios que el Tango abierto de nuevo, entonces también vender menos cortes de primera calidad de carne! Pero igualmente, si hay hordas de chicos jóvenes calientes que pasan todo el día mirando chicas sexy en bikinis, a continuación, recogemos las piezas cuando no puede tomar más! Como cualquier negocio, tenemos que ser flexibles para mantener el equilibrio de la oferta y la demanda.

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Here Comes The Onslaught!

It’s hot really hot and it’s not yet August it’s only going to get hotter. I hope that is true both in terms of work and temperature!

This is when my job becomes most difficult in terms of supply and demand. Getting the right balance between the number of girls that you need to work and the amount of time and calls is actually quite difficult. Too few escort girls means you disappoint clients who don’t come back because we don’t meet their need. Too many girls and the girls don’t come back because they don’t get enough work and therefore go to another agency. Or don’t come back to work at all.

It can be really frustrating sitting around at 2, 3 or 4 o’clock in the morning with lots of clients phoning requesting the company of lovely escort ladies and not having anyone to call that you can send out. You end up calling everyone just to find a turned off phone or that everyone is busy and therefore you can’t help the client. Managing the girls, nice as they are, is the most challenging parts of this business.

Of course it doesn’t matter how hard you work to attract the right talent. You always have a supply of the wrong kind of girl in the wrong kind of place at the wrong time! This year we unusually have a lot of lovely Brazilian ladies and of course I’m getting clients expressing a desire for European ladies British ladies or Spanish ladies. It’s always the way.

Quite a lot of guys, in fact, also dislike silicon breasts. A lot of my ladies have had boob jobs because it goes with the territory. So finding girls with natural breasts, like nationality and being available can be a little challenging sometimes. However it’s not just breasts and nationality. If you have glamour, the client wants shopgirls. If you have round girls, the clients want skinny girls. It’s just the way the world

That said, this year as the temperature rises and so do many other things, I do have a lovely stable of young beauties. A lot of Brazilians and also British girls, Spanish girls and some very nice Russian girls as well. So with this in mind I’m hoping that as it’s going to be high season in August that I have the stock to fulfil the needs of any discerning gentleman.

It’s also interesting to me that so many people request their own nationality whilst abroad. Is it because they don’t do this at home? Or is it because they want a taste of home here? I would have thought that particularly in a hot country, different from your own, you might want to try something a little bit more spicy. But what do I know?

So although this is a very adrenaline filled time of year it’s also the time of your other clients on the beach, girls on the beach, clients in casinos, girls in hotels. It’s what makes a season exciting and different every year.

Today is Day 61. What is day 61 you ask? Well I have another 61 days to go before the end of the season! I’ll be pleased when I get there so I can take a small rest. However I also love the madness, the challenge, the adrenaline. The thrill of doing this makes white water rafting looks simple by comparison. That is how much of an adrenaline kick you get trying to get the right girl to the right place on time. This job is not for everybody. If you enjoy the thrill of the chase it would certainly be so as night follows day and we head into day 60 I’m going to grab a few hours sleep before the madness starts again. My girls will be on the beach and my guys will be out partying. Off to rest…

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The Tribes of Marbella

Marbella is a very strange place at times. Some places have a pretty defined purpose and identity. Ibiza is all about clubs, nightlife, hippy-boho-chic and hedonism. The Algarve is all sailing and golf. Paris is art, romance and undeserved PR. But Marbella is rather mixed in its identity.

If you’re a golfer then the Costa del Golf is heaven and Marbella the very sexy centre of it. If you’re a sailor then Puerto Banus and Marbella are safe and convenient harbour with all the conveniences of sun, fun, and sex. If you’re into the luxury lifestyle, then Puerto Banus and Marbella offer all the designer shops and super-cars that only the great cities in the world could match. And sex. If you’re into partying, then Nikki Beach and Ocean Club will offer pretty much everything you could ask. Except sex.

But Marbella is also a business centre, property development and investment is booming. It is also a “real” place where people live. There are lots of international schools and facilities for families and children. There are also bars and restaurants which cater largely to local families and year-round residents. Families live and are raised here.

All of which gives Marbella a very strange personality. It is entirely possible for the different tribes to never meet each other. Most Marbella natives avoid Puerto Banus during July and August as though it were a plague ship.

The sailors are too busy with their equipment and having beautiful girls in bikinis play with it. The boys and girls in their Ferrari and Lamborghini have no interest in the little restaurants in Nueva Andalucia, let alone the enclaves going into the mountains. And the party people barely recognize that their is a world outside the small strip between hotel, beach club and the bars!

Of course, we are one of the few bridges between these tribes. All of them want to spend time with the most beautiful and sexy women they can find. And we don’t discriminate!

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Scorchio!

It has been a ferociously hot summer so far in Marbella. The mercury has been rising as high as 37 degrees celsius here on the coast, and for our friends inland or on the sheltered golf courses around Marbella it is even higher – I’ve heard 45 degrees quoted in the last couple of days!

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Fun in the sun

All of which is lovely for the tourists, if they can take it without turning into a fresh delivery of lobsters! But for those of us working here, it’s a very different story. Imagine being the one of our amazing escorts in Marbella who gets a request to arrive at a client’s villa wearing thigh boots, stockings and latex – when it’s 107 degrees fahrenheit, Or getting to a client’s villa to discover that you have to perform a rather vigorous aerobic workout for a couple of hours with a pair of ninteen year old professional footballers – who want to keep the air conditioning off as their coach has told them it will dry their sinuses out. Not the only thing drying out, I promise you!

Our professional Marbella escorts have to work their little socks (well stockings) off in weather like this, and it’s flipping hard work for them. Pleasure is a tiring business when you’re on the front line!

Of course, it’s not always that bad. As our girls are independent, they can make a very decent living on just a few hours work a week, thought eh very best ones – who are also the ones in highest demand of course – prefer to work several hours a day. But that still leaves plenty of time to work on the tan and play in the sun on the magnificent beaches here. And also to take advantage of all the sporting activities here – not to mention taking advantage of all the sporty men in an amateur capacity. Well, every girl needs a hobby as well as a profession!

And of course, there’s always more shopping to be done. Though of course it’s a slightly questionable point whether shopping for designer clothes, shoes, handbags and lingerie is actually work or product development for an escort in Marbella. But it’s a brave girl who would try to out a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes down as a justifiable business expense unless she knows the tax inspector very well of course!

Anyway, long may the weather continue to bring us lots of lovely visitors, but it would be nice if could ease back just a few degrees.

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The summer is here…and boy it’s hot

This is by far the hottest summer in the Costa del Sol that I can remember. Daytime temperatures reaching 40 degrees in the shade and night-time temperatures not dropping much below 30 degrees. To quote the Fast Show, “Scorchio!”

So while the holidaymakers have been sunning themselves on the beaches, our Marbella escorts have been joining them as much as possible to perfect their golden tans.

The heat wave has also meant that lots of gentlemen are looking to relax and cool down…or have their sunburn soothed! And the best escorts Marbella has to offer are very happy to help with that!

But you need to be careful when the weather is this hot and you aren’t used to it. Too much sudden exertion can cause you to overheat. Unaccustomed excitement can raise the blood pressure too high too fast, which can lead to light headedness – for the wrong reasons.

So every Marbella escort that we represent is under instructions to take their time in this unusually warm weather. Move slowly, peel their clothes off slowly and seductively, and make sure that their lingerie is especially lacy and brief to help with temperature control. But most of all, we have asked al of our girls to escort Marbella visitors in an unhurried and relaxed way. To take their time and enjoy the journey, not just rush to the destination as so many people tend to do. Especially in this business, where time is literally money.

We think that our gentlemen clients will appreciate their escort girl taking her time, savouring the time they spend together and keeping the encounter at a nice steady temperature, until everyone is ready for it to boil over with pleasure and excitement!

So whether you enjoy the heat or not, we are sure you will enjoy how the heat and sun makes our ladies look and behave.

 

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Las mujeres atractivas están llegando!

Cada verano ve cientos, posiblemente miles, de visitar chicas escort en Marbella, todos en busca de trabajo. Y se siente como si todo en contacto con nosotros! Lo cual, ya que somos los mejores y más exitosos agencia en la zona es a la vez halagador y comprensible. Y si no tenemos los mejores escoltas de Marbella tiene que ofrecer entonces no vamos a mantener a nuestros clientes felices por mucho tiempo.

Así que tenemos que ser muy selectivo acerca de quién representamos. Obviamente estamos buscando chicas atractivas con mucho sex appeal. Si una chica va a acompañar a los visitantes a Marbella para nosotros, ella tiene que buscar increíble! Pero también queremos que las niñas con la actitud correcta y la personalidad.

Necesitamos mujeres que son flexibles y profesional, que están de visita en Marbella para trabajar, no para ir de fiesta y exprimir un poco de trabajo en el camino. Nuestras chicas no están buscando a la tierra un hombre rico o conseguir un novio, están en Marbella a trabajar y se toman su trabajo muy en serio.

Una vez dicho esto, también no queremos “damas de dragón” que no puede hacer una conexión emocional o son desagradables. Las chicas que realmente queremos trabajar con son divertidos, divertido y agradable. Como se puede imaginar, no muchos de los solicitantes que hablan a llegará a todos esos botones. Es una tarea difícil y, a veces significa que rechazamos las mujeres que potencialmente nos harían un montón de dinero. Pero, afortunadamente, estamos en la situación en la que podemos darnos el lujo de sacrificar un poco de dinero en efectivo a corto plazo para tener una vida más agradable y clientes más felices.

Así que cuando lo hacemos encontrar a una chica escolta profesional que es hermosa, sexy, profesional y cuya compañía nos gusta entonces vamos a mover cielo y tierra para conseguir que se unan a nosotros y para mantener ocupada con los clientes encantadores!

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Our Friends in the North

As a British owned Marbella escorts agency, we are often asked for recommendations about the best escorts in London, which is flattering!

For us it´s an easy recommendation. There are lots of London escort agencies, some extremely large and generalist with lots of pretty girls. But we think the best are specialised and focused. London is such a large market that focus allows an agency to provide the very best escort girls instead of just going for volume.

In our opinion, the best London escorts are the excellent high-class mature escorts London has to offer. If you speak with the right London escort agency, it will be quite simple to find the very best mature escort London can offer you.

Often known as MILFs, these mature escorts have the age and experience to offer a superb service, but also fit bodies, beauty and elegance. All of that makes for a potent combination and a terrific London MILF escort is easily the best way to relax in London.

Yes, there are many younger London escorts available, and our friends at Classic Courtesans have a special section on their website specifically for ladies in their 20s who have the potential to become true high-class courtesans but just need a bit more experience!

But a real high-class London courtesan, a beautiful and sexy mature London escort with experience and class, will give you an experience that you will not forget in a hurry and that you will not be able to replicate with a younger girl, no matter how fit, toned and enthusiastic she may be. Some skills just take time and practise to master! And lovemaking is one of those things where expertise takes time to achieve. Older women just make better lovers!

So if you want our advice, contact Classic Courtesans next time you´re in London.